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Taken from inside the member's area |
Members Area (1) |
Members Area (2) |
Photos |
Videos |
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| | | | Can I find what I'm looking for? |
Well overall the main page of the members area is not your typical layout, and takes a little getting used to. The menu across the top of the page is actually a drop-down menu, and provides Home, Exclusive Movies Archive (in 22 pages, sweet Jesus!), Bonus Movies Archive (in 11 pages), Quick Help and Suggestions & Feedback.
Here we find out that the daily updates probably aren't what you expected either. One piece of each video is added daily until complete. We'll see soon enough if the content is slammin enough to get me over that.
Next we're given a preview of the next clip that will get added tomorrow, and a cross-promo ad.
Here's where it gets a little messy, until you get accustomed to the layout. (see screenshots) The last 3 All Internal videos are presented here, using an icon system instead of text. Icons for Movies, ScreenShots and Photos are provided for each scene. Next to this, in a column on the right, is links to the top 3 members rated movies. Below is a link to the Archive for the rest of the action.
Beneath this is a table row, which cross-promotes another Perfect Gonzo site, Sperm Swap, and below that it looks like all movies organized by model name (isn't that what the archive was for? I don't think I get it...)
When I click on the Archive from the drop-down menu, I find that there are 5 scenes per page, across 20 pages, each with those icon links to the videos, screenshots and photos for each. I'm getting used to the layout now... |
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| | | | Uh... Did you take the lenscap off? |
As usual, I'll avoid the "screenshots" (video captures) completely due to their inherent lack of quality (although the vidcaps on this site aren't as horrid as most!), and instead jump to the real photos.
Thumbnail previews provided for each photo, click to enlarge. A ZIP file of the complete set of photos is included right at the top so you can grab the entire batch. There's some more cross-promotion banners and such splattered amidst the pictures, which is a little distracting but part of the business.
The page I'm looking at here is a set of 39 photos and (huh?) doesn't even show the internal cumshot finale!
No photography lessons needed here! The photography style of Gonzo is unique, so unique in fact that you'd probably be able to pick it out of a pile of 100 pictures. The full size images are 1024x768 and CRYSTAL CLEAR. Note: I'll be including both real pictures and video captures in the "Samples" below, because the true pictures don't include any cumshot action. |
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| | | | Smokin hot or Downright fUgly? |
| There's some fine-ass tail here! Of course they aren't all my perfect woman, but that's the point. Variety truly IS the spice of life ;) |
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| | | | Format & Quality |
Once we've clicked on the VIDEO icon for the film we want to check out, we're given a the length of the full film, a chance to rate it (5 star scale) and quick jump links to the screenshots and pictures that go with this video. Below, a little "help" on the videos is given to us.
"LOW MPG = Ideal for dialup or 56K
MED MPG = Ideal for dialup or slower broadband
HIGH MPG = Ideal for cable/DSL/T1
SHQ WMV = One part in DVD Quality for cable/DSL/T1"
I can't agree that MPG is "ideal" for any connection speed, because the file size is typically more than double that of the same file in WMV format. Personally, I'd skip the clips and shoot straight for the full-length WMV file (but, I'm on broadband...) I just viewed a low-quality mpg clip, which is supposed to be ideal for dial-up, and it was jerky and slow loading even for me. Ok, enough of that rant, I'm a WMV guy, if you read my reports, you know that, I don't have to keep saying it ;)
As to the quality of the films, there's no comparison. Gonzo has a very unique shooting style and the videos are always in great quality. Note: There are FleshLight ads plastered all over the caverns of the members area. Just lettin ya know ;) |
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| | | | 80's porn is GONE! |
| The only thing better than a hottie is probably a hottie getting nailed and filled with cum - no condom, no pill. While I can't advocate this behavior (and you're probably smart enough to know it's all part of the gimmick), it provides for some GREAT action! Pussy, Anal, DP, you name it, but the name of the game is CREAMPIE! |
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| | | | It's all about fresh content baby! |
| The "daily updates" we read about in the tour didn't turn out to be at all what I expected. They take a video and break it into smaller clips. The next piece of the clip is added one per day until complete. That's a little like watching the six Star Wars films 5 minutes each day. But there's enough past and bonus content to keep you busy, so you probably won't even notice. All said and done, it would take about a week for the complete video to appear on the site, which is pretty average. The fact that they're giving us a morsel at a time might be just what it takes to stay interested! |
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| | | | Freebies, Plugins, Etc. |
| There's 11 pages with 5 scenes each of other internal cumshot related movies, not produced by Perfect Gonzo. Both Video and Video Captures are offered for these, and the videos are offered in the same qualities and clips as the featured movies. |
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| | | | There's no such thing as a free ride! |
| It looks like our billing is going to show as "AXS CHARGE LTD" with options of:
$2.95 - 3 Day Trial
$29.95 - 1 Month
and $69.81 - 90 Day (Non Recurring)
The fine print below tells us that the trial and one month subscriptions both renew monthly at $29.95. The 90 day option is, of course, a one-time fee. Bonus points, I like to see that. Having a non-recurring billing option, to me, says "We're not trying to trap you into charges you have to work at to get cancelled". Kudos! |
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Click the Thumbs for Full-Size Samples! |
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| PROS | CONS |
- Great quality photos and videos
- Something new added every day
- Non-recurring Billing option available
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- "Real" Photo content doesn't show the "internal cumshot" action
- Clips are added daily until final movie is complete (this was added into both pro and con, because some people might like that method where others might be annoyed by it)
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| | | | Final Thoughts & Summary |
| Once you get used to the layout, and have a little time to download the clips, this will keep you rubbin one off for a good long time. The quality of videos and true photos is just about the best I've seen. |
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